And so I went to a drag show today (in fact, just got back from it), and during their second set, they decided to have a drinking contest. And so, in order to find out who would compete, they looked through the prizes and divided the contestants into sizes; 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large' would compete.
The contestants walked up, and all I could do is scream "OH PLEASE, fuggin Oompa Loompas are bigger than that. WILLOW, have a seat so a real man can have a chance."
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